Clinton: “No woman is illegal”
Posted January 11th, 2008 at 11:26 AM by Jon SandersRead this article if you are in dire need of an emetic; I have no doubt it will work. (Note: The preceding claim has not been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration.)
If you have managed “I feel so strongly that if we don’t take care of our children, we don’t take care of our future” without incident, keep reading; you will eventually encounter “the warm, earnest, human side of campaigning, politicians comforting people with detailed explanations of how they will solve their problems and flattering them with their presence.” Oof … excuse me.
Those of you constitutionally capable will eventually read this:
A man shouted through an opening in the wall that his wife was illegal.
“No woman is illegal,” Clinton said, to cheers.
Elvira Arellano couldn’t be reached for comment.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
No woman is illegal.
Worst. Pickup line. Ever.
January 11th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
No woman is illegal.
But some of them probably ought to be.
January 11th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
“In broken English, one woman told Clinton how she wasn’t making money as a broker anymore.
“I have no income at all,” she said. “So how will I survive?”
Choking up with emotion, the woman said, “In my neighborhood, there are brand-new homes, but the value is nothing. I’m glad you are here so I can tell you, because you’re going to be the president, I know.”
A man shouted through an opening in the wall that his wife was illegal.”
If he is shouting through an opening in the wall, I can see how that broker has trouble selling anything!
Seriously, I am a real estate broker, and I have no income unless I make something happen. The brokers who sit around and wait for Santa Claus or Hillary Clinton to find clients for them will definitely NOT make any money. Those who hustle will.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
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